Yeah I know that’s a mouthful, but back in those days accolades and titles were very important and people used them all the time. Personally, the way I looked at it, all those people that thought they were important were just conceited and titles made them feel important. Anyway the magnificent, all seeing, all knowing, grand, all smart ass, and a little bit on the creepy side wizard Whodowiz was trying to make a special magical mirror for the self proclaimed wondrous, good looking, charitable, almighty, glorious emperor of all the known land. The emperor wanted the mirror made for his daughter Hipohnormus who had a striking resemblance to her mother. Now don’t laugh, that was her name, and before you ask, the emperor told anyone that would listen that his wife was the one that named her. I’m of the opinion it sounds like a cop out to me. On another side note, you maybe heard about the princess Hipohnormus. She was known far and wide as the world’s ugliest woman. In fact, she was. CJ, my current wife of thirty-six years, and I have been together for a little over forty years at this time. I knew her for several months before I even had the courage to talk to her, let alone ask her out. She was one of the prettier women in the club where I met her. The first time I remembered seeing CJ was at a club called Snoop’s. I was pretty much a semi-regular, going to the club several times a week after my first marriage ended. I can still remember the first time I saw her, she had come into the bar with another couple that I knew, Rick and Stephanie. However with my low self-esteem after my first failed marriage, I was just too reluctant to approach her. She quickly became popular in the bar with many of the regulars and bouncers. She started to go to the after hour parties with the popular crowd. It became rumored that she was an ‘easy fuck’. However, I was still hesitant to approach her, but we did exchange pleasantries as we ran into each other in the club and parties.
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